Pointless Bizarre Items On Amazon
Amazon is a great place for purchasing all kinds of products, some useful and others not so much. We’ve spent the past few days gathering a list of some of the more bizarre and completely pointless products we could find.
There’s always some feeling of fulfilment when walking across freshly cut grass in your bare feet and not stepping in a giant pile of dog shit. Well with these shoes you can kind of have that feeling constantly.
Wooooow, Amazing, What will they come up with next! We’ve all have dust issues every now and then. With this you can clear up the crap between your keys and any other hard to reach places.
I bet you’ve always wished you had more hands, maybe even that your fingers had… well… tiny little fingers. Now you can with these completely useless finger puppets.
Have you ever felt so alone that you just needed a shoulder to cry on? Nah, me either… but this is great for you people that have no one special in your life.
Here we have a Ben & Jerry’s ice cream combination lock for when you need to keep the fatties away from your amazing food snacks.
Finally there’s this thing, we’ve all seen them lurking around corners and hiding in dark allys being sucked on by their hipster owners and just waiting to lunge out at you…. that’s right, it’s the pussy stick! Otherwise known as a vape.
I doubt anything more needs adding here other than you vape queefs need to fuck right off away from me with your 0% nicotine avocado toast flavour pussy sticks.
And I’m afraid that’s all we have time for today. If you or anyone else were offended by something you’ve seen here then please feel free to try and contact me so I can completely ignore you self righteous little shits. Otherwise go and enjoy your life like a good little snow flake.
